Missed a couple of posts but it’s all good cos there is free music over HERE and I’ve been colouring up some of the Captains finest comic stories! Starting next week you lucky scoundrels will get to read all new, never seen before stories of Nude Dude & his Sidekick Inna Kidneez, Eric & Bill, Bogart Van Der Neusuit and Stinky Ninja! The awesomeness of this is so crazy!
Speaking of awesome, I must mention the kiffness that is The Western Nostril, man those guys are funny! Almost as funny as us. Also as webmaster I must direct you to my own personal blog Lonely Schnozz, it’s getting back on track with a new blogging platform from Tumblr. Then there is this okey blokey over in the Kaap, old Gavin Thomson, he’s a legend. So go visit these places of niceness and support local cartoonists!
Today’s cartoon has deep significant meaning attached to it, it’s a wonderful commentry on the social and political role of the Impala towards the indigenous people of South Africa, the San. It also shows off how kiff South African slang is. I’m well pleased that our little pink box of Google ads has been showing us links to Biltong sites, these are the kind of ad’s that Polony endorses. hmmmmm… Droe Wors!
Hey, did you know that Captain Polony and the Squirtybutt Rectestinals has songs for you to download? These songs are perfect to set the mood at any braai. I even saw the captain use his boerewors as a microphone once, during a rather splendid rendition of Sumo Attack!
The song sets will change every so often when I feel like being kiff. Go forth and consume you pirating scoundrels!
Hello. The site is coming along splendidly! The Captain and Rich Rectestinal are well pleased. This makes me smile. Not as much as today’s cartoon though, “Vulturing” is a fine art which has seemed to have disappeared along with things like climbing trees and making forts, this is a shame!
I have added some Handsome Peoples to the right, just to show that we DO have friends.
Our good friend Scott loves Spidey. Some chick wanted to marry him so we thought this would be a great way to make some cash and laugh at him, so we dressed him up in an underpant Spidey mask and took him to the beach for some busking. He blended into the style of Spidey with the gracefulness of a prancing Kudu. That is Polony style!
Howzeez! Welcome to the pinkalicious world of Polony Mixed Meat Magazine, home of Captain Polony and the Squirtybutt Rectestinals and the best flippen comics to ever grace the intertron. This site is a bit bare bones at the mo, but we are busy scraping the bottom of the meat grinder to find some chewy bits to keep you safe from the demons of boredom.
Take a squizz at some of the Scribbles & Nibbles from our sketchbooks, pieces of toilet paper and restaurant receipts, love your eardrums and listen to our liedjies of love, and look forward to biting commentary from Polony approved bloggers and adventurers.
Also, don’t forget to leave us some comments love.
